SMALL PORN DICTIONARY
Angry Dragon
1. Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
2. While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
Use: I pulled an Angry Dragon on that slut I hooked up with last night!
Angry Pirate
The act of receiving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the receiver not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.
Use: Dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little... Don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story,dude!
BBW
1. "Big Beautiful Woman." A cute fat chick. And yes, they do exist.
2. A word that fat chicks use as a euphemism for fat. These girls usually run personal ads calling themselves "pleasingly plump". Sure, you're pleasingly plump if the South Pole is refreshingly chilly.
Birmingham Booty Call
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
Blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Cherry Cream Pie
A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.
Cincinnati Bowtie
When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
Creampie
Internal cum shot; Act of ejaculating inside pussy or asshole. Also the moment after the internal ejaculation, when the cum drips out.
Cream Sandwich
Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie in the doggystyle position, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
Creampie Surprise
When you're fucking a girl and promise to pull out, and then cum inside her instead.
Cum Fart
After one cums in their partners ass, their partner proceeds to fart. This usually ends up causing a bit of a splatter. Sometimes a neat sound effect.
Deep Throat
To perform fellatio (dick-sucking) to where the penis is sticking in the performer's throat (usually causing a gag reflex).
Dirty Sanchez
A dirty Sanchez or filthy Sanchez is a term describing the action of inserting one's finger or penis into another's anus and smearing fecal matter across their upper lip , effectively creating what may be viewed as a "mustache".
Donkey Punch
Supposedly, it is performed by the male, by punching the female in the back of the head or neck immediately prior to orgasm. (In boxing this dangerous and illegal punch would be called a 'rabbit punch'.) The alleged purpose is to cause the muscles around the vagina or anus of the female to contract, thereby constricting around the male's penis and initiating a more enjoyable orgasm.
DP
The penetration of more than one orifice on a person.
Penetration of the anus and vagina but may also be anus & mouth, mouth & vagina, etc. Simultaneous penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth by two penises also constitutes DP.
Gape
The stretched out asshole after being fucked in the ass.
Golden Shower
The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden Bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.
Use: Do you need me to give you a golden shower?
Gushing
The act of a woman producing a gush of liquid cum out of her vagina during an orgasm.
Hogging
The act of bangging the fattest bitch you can.
Houdini
When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye. Magic, eh?
MILF
Acronym for Moms I'd Like to Fuck. Refers to midlle/older aged women in good shape that are sexually desirable. Made popular by small porn films like MILF Hunter in which young men appear to easily pick up older women in public and have sex with them.
Money Shot
To ejaculate (cum) on a woman's body, other than inside a crevice. Usually on the face or in the eye. The term comes from earlier days of pornography in which sex acts were often simulated, and this showed that it was not. It was referred to as the money shot, because customers were willing to pay a higher price for actual than simulated sex.
Muff Diving
To eat out a hairy pussy.
POV
An abbreviation for "point of view". In addition to its use as a device in literature (as described in a previous definition on this site) it has also become commonly used in pornography. With the rise of handheld video cameras and the spread of amateur porn on the internet, a whole sub-genre of pov porn has developed.
In a pov porn the man receiving sexual ratification holds the camera himself and aims it down at his genitals and the partner/s who is/are pleasuring him. This is in contrast to having a separate camera crew filming the action. The effect is to give the viewer the sense that he is experiencing the sexual acts he is watching as opposed to simply watching others as a voyeur.
Ride the Bull
To have doggy sex with a woman and have people in your closet with cameras jump out. Your partner will then attempt to get away. The point of riding the bull is to see how long you can keep your dick in her. But beware, she may make an awkward turn and could bend your dick.
Use: I will ride the bull tonight in an attempt to smash my record of 30 seconds.
Rusty Trombone
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
Santorum
The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
Spit Fuck
To fuck someone using spit (including loogies) as lube.
Tea Bagging (vb)
When a person stimulates a man's testicles with her or his mouth. Some people use "tea bagging" to r when a person stimulates a man's testicles with her or his mouth. Some people use "tea bagging" to refer to the act of lowering one's scrotum into another person's mouth.
Vart (vb)
To expel air from the vagina. This term has arisen very recently to refer to the often loud and embarrassing sound of air flapping out of a women during or after sexual intercourse.
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